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#1 Walter


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Posted 28 February 2012 - 01:21 PM

Does anyone know the owner of this phone?

Several men are in the changing room of Ikoyi Golf club in Lagos. Then a mobile phone on a bench rings & a man engages the hands free speaker-function & began to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: "Hello
WOMAN: "Darling, it's me. Are u at the club?"
MAN: "Yes"
WOMAN: "What?s wrong with ur voice darling?
MAN: "Nothing really, just tired!
WOMAN: "Ok. I am at ShopRite shopping mall inside wranglers and found this beautiful Versace leather coat. It's only =N=119,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"
MAN: "Sure,?go ahead if you like it that much.
WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership & saw the new 2011 model. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"
WOMAN: "N28,000,000"
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
WOMAN: "Great! , & one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking =N=148,500,000. Its at Victoria Garden City, the house is so beautiful!
MAN: "Well, then go ahead & give them an offer of N148,000,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 500 thousand. It really is a pretty good price.
WOMAN: "OK. I'll see u later! I love you so much!!"
MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."
The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in astonishment, jaws droped ...
He smiles and asks: "Does anyone know the owner of this phone?  :) :) :)

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